Why is it that every time, and I do mean every time, I try to be a hero and fish my entire load of freshly washed dry clothes out of the dryer, it’s only my underwear that falls on the dirty ground?
This is not something that amuses Dick. You might even say that it pisses him off.
Happy Laundry Day.
-Dick
(A)musing Dick 
It’s ok to get a little dirt on your underwear. It will make those skid marks blend in a little better.